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Sali - jija ji 500 rupaye de do agle hafte de dungi,

jija - 1500 le le par abhi de de..

school me ek bacche ke papa ne teacher se kaha - madam ji thodi aap kosis karo, thodi kosis hum karte hai, bachha nikal hi jayega..

India ki reet - Ladki agar apni marji se de to pyar,

agar dost dilwaye to uphar,

gharwale dilwaye to sanskar,

aur apne aap le lo to balatkar

Ladka- tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho ?

Ladka - ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aarahi hai ya jaa rahi hai..

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It’s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahee dayte!

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko… GHARWALI, BAHARWALI, SABJIWALI, PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWALI, KAMWALI, FULWALI, sab ka Pyar mile.

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Dear Sir, maa chuda, land khuja, Ab tu hilla, main chala….

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!