SMS O SMS

Sali - jija ji 500 rupaye de do agle hafte de dungi,

jija - 1500 le le par abhi de de..

school me ek bacche ke papa ne teacher se kaha - madam ji thodi aap kosis karo, thodi kosis hum karte hai, bachha nikal hi jayega..

India ki reet - Ladki agar apni marji se de to pyar,

agar dost dilwaye to uphar,

gharwale dilwaye to sanskar,

aur apne aap le lo to balatkar

Ladka- tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho ?

Ladka - ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aarahi hai ya jaa rahi hai..

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It’s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahee dayte!

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko… GHARWALI, BAHARWALI, SABJIWALI, PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWALI, KAMWALI, FULWALI, sab ka Pyar mile.

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Dear Sir, maa chuda, land khuja, Ab tu hilla, main chala….

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!

What did one breast say to another breast? “Sala Ladra niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain”

Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret. It means 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!

exam aur suhaag rat me common dialog kya hai

kaisa hua ??

achha hua thoda bada tha

thoda chhoot gaya

aata tha par theek se hua nahi..

Ek baar bandar ne insaan se poochha ..
tum me aur mujh me kya fark hai ?
insaan bola - tum dal par uchhalte ho
aur hum dal kar uchhalte hai..

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

ladki - bhaiya 12 kele de do,
phalwala - ye lo,
ladki - ye to naram hai,
phalwala - kya madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo..

ek aurat dusari aurat se - jab tera talak hua tha tab to ek hi bachha tha ab teen kaise
usne bola - vo kabhi-kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

jab laila ko karna tha impress to majnoo ne khaee minto fresh,
jab majnoo ko karna tha impress to laila ko utarni padi dress.

Santa - mujhse panga mat lena yaar mai sher da puttar hu..
Banta - Yaar santa ek baat to bata, sher ghar aaya tha yaa anti ji jangle me gayi thi..?

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi aamne saamne khade the,
haathi ne nange aadmi ko kuchh der dekha aur bola,
yaar tum itni chhoti si shood se sansh kaise lete ho..

Ladki ki T-shirt par bani billi ko dekhkar ladka ghoorne laga,
Ladki boli - kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka bola - billi to bahut dekhi hai, par doodh ki rakhwali karate nahi..