SMS O SMS

garibi se tang aakar pati ne bola
lagta hai ab dosto ke aage haath failana padega
ye sun kar bibi boli - jaldi se aap haath faila lo varna
mujhe tange failana padegi

toothpest ki ad me daat dikhta hai
Shampoo ki ad me baal dikhta hai
lekin wishper ki ad me kyu kuchh nahi dikhta hai..
ye to sarasar na insaafi hai..

jago grahak jago

tumhare liye ek rishta aaya hai
Baap hardware me hai
Maa Software me hai
Bhai Footware me hai
and ladki sirf underwear me hai

gandhi ji aur mallika me kya samanta hai..?

dono ne kapde  tyag diye

ek ne desh ke liye, aur dusre ne deshwashiyo ke liye

esi aajadi aur kaha ??

Boy - Wah kya sandle hai tumhari
Girls - Utaru kya ?
Boy - iss se to achhi tumhari scart hai

Beta - Papa aaj se school me ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai
Papa - Very Good Beta.. lekin tum hila kyu rahe ho
Beta - Teacher ne home work diya hai

8 man r raping a woman ..
the woman is laughing nonstop ..
so after the men get bugged n ask her:
“why r u laughing”
She replies: “mujhe AIDS hai”

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner?
Darling, I’ve 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of Mine Whom I’m Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.

BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…

May hi to uska Shohar hoon

Define a True Music Lover?

“A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.”

Girl’s Hostel K Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rahi Thin.

Madam Ne Aa Ker Kaha: Shor Kam Kero Warna Cycle Pe “SEATS” Phr Se Lagwa Dungi.

Boy:Sex main dono ko maza ata hai to larkey sey hi paise kyon lete hain,
Larki sey Kyon nahi?

Girl: Charges outgoing per lagte hain, Incoming per nahi..

Sardar G to his friend: “yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai”
Friend: “Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai”.

Suhagrat k baad Santa ne apni wife se pucha Kaisa laga?
uski Wife boli: 5% Dard, 5% Maza aur 90% Purani yaade.

Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue paper lakar deti hai,
Sardar kehta hai : “Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya…..!”

A lady from 2nd floor asking a kelawala: Kaise diye?                                                                     kelawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage                                                to Teacher ne kaha: “Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga”.

Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?”
Man: Saale uske side main “Always wear condom” ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?

Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,
Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don’t u know any other styles?
Lady: I know, but my dog doesn’t….!!!

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: ok, to Kaun sa utaroon?

sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.

Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b’coz she was sick of telling her name,”Roz Meri Lele.”
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow

Pappu: Papa aap Honeymoon me gaye the to mai kahan tha.
Pappu ka Papa: Beta jab gaye to mere pet me Aur aaye to mammi k pet me tha.

Prince k 60 feet k hole se nikalne k baad usse pucha gaya “andar dar lag raha tha?” to usne kaha “ye to kuch bhi nahi 6 saal pahle to isse bhi chhote hole se nikla tha”.

Kehte hai: “aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!”
bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai