SMS O SMS

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta

Judge Said To Sardar:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Sardar: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha