Some One

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Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?

Neighbour’s Dog!

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Message pe message bhejte ho

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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

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In you need advice, text me…

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In you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money….. The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to

kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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Who’s hot… Its U,

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Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,

Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,

Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,

Who’s dear & near friend… Its U

Who’s a liar.. Its me!

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Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

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Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

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7 wonders of the world.

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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3.
apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs,
aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA

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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai….

unka…

Mobile Charge…!

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what happend 2 ur mobile?

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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:

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LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

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Definition of Luv in 20010:

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Definition of Luv in 20010:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)

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ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

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DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

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Open with Love…

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Open with Love…

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

“MERA BHARAT MAHAAN”

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In life 5 things can come at any time…

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In life 5 things can come at any time…
MONEY
FRIENDSHIP

LOVE
DEATH

AND
????

…….
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!

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When you feel that

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When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself…
<).”".(> main
( (..)) Aisi
( ( .) ) Kyun hu

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U love me

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(  )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me

(  )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me not

( )
(_o
/(_)
U love me

(_o
/
U love me not

o
/
U LOVE ME!

/
I don’t blame You, I am loveable!

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Dosti karo Collegewali se

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Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

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U R 100% beautiful

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care

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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care,
learn 2 smile,
learn 2 cry,
learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive,
learn to share,
learn to trust,
learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

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Star + Moon = Romantic Night

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Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

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Why do U think I SMS u ?

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

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One Boy To Another…

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One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

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