Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour’s Dog!
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour’s Dog!
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
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In you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money….. The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!
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Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3.
apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs,
aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
TAKE CARE
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Definition of Luv in 20010:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.
Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ![]()
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DREAM
makes all things
Possible
HOPES
makes all things
work
LOVE
makes all things
beautiful
SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible
So
ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
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Open with Love…
main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,
“MERA BHARAT MAHAAN”
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In life 5 things can come at any time…
MONEY
FRIENDSHIP
LOVE
DEATH
AND
????
…….
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!
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When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself…
<).”".(> main
( (..)) Aisi
( ( .) ) Kyun hu
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( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me
( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me not
( )
(_o
/(_)
U love me
(_o
/
U love me not
o
/
U LOVE ME!
/
I don’t blame You, I am loveable!
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Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care,
learn 2 smile,
learn 2 cry,
learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive,
learn to share,
learn to trust,
learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!
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Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother