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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response.

He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

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( . )Geeh som1’s got a dirty mind!

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It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause…
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”

1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?”
He said, “Because you came home early.”

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

INDIA KI REET…Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR…
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR…
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR…
aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…

friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

What is the height of Flirting? What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.

Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….