Jija and sali

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Sali - jija ji 500 rupaye de do agle hafte de dungi, jija - 1500 le le par abhi de de.. Read more..

school me ek bacche ke papa ne teacher se kaha

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

school me ek bacche ke papa ne teacher se kaha - madam ji thodi aap kosis karo, thodi kosis hum karte hai, bachha nikal hi jayega.. Read more..

India ki reet

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

India ki reet - Ladki agar apni marji se de to pyar, agar dost dilwaye to uphar, gharwale dilwaye to sanskar, aur apne aap le lo to balatkar Read more..

Ladka and Ladki

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Ladka- tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho ? Ladka - ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aarahi hai ya jaa rahi hai.. Read more..

Which part of the body is most sensitive

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA Read more..

Doctor and patient

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahee dayte! Read more..

Mother and daughter

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra. Read more..

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Iss aane vali thandi me aapko... GHARWALI, BAHARWALI, SABJIWALI, PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWALI, KAMWALI, FULWALI, sab ka Pyar mile. Read more..

Worlds smallest resignation letter

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Dear Sir, maa chuda, land khuja, Ab tu hilla, main chala.... Read more..

One hakla went 4 a interview

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !! Read more..

What did one breast say to another breast

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

What did one breast say to another breast? "Sala Ladra niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain" Read more..

Never ask a woman this code

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret. It means 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza! Read more..

suhaag rat me common dialog..

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

exam aur suhaag rat me common dialog kya hai kaisa hua ?? achha hua thoda bada tha thoda chhoot gaya aata tha par theek se hua nahi.. Read more..

bandar and insaan

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Ek baar bandar ne insaan se poochha .. tum me aur mujh me kya fark hai ? insaan bola - tum dal par uchhalte ho aur hum dal kar uchhalte hai.. Read more..

PEPSODENT

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Read more..

LG KG 195

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195 Read more..

Girl and boy

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Read more..

Boy and girl of class 2

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. Read more..

Sardar and Boss

Monday, October 20th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very ... Read more..

Ladki & phalwala

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

ladki - bhaiya 12 kele de do, phalwala - ye lo, ladki - ye to naram hai, phalwala - kya madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo.. Read more..

Ek aurat dusari aurat se

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

ek aurat dusari aurat se - jab tera talak hua tha tab to ek hi bachha tha ab teen kaise usne bola - vo kabhi-kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the. Read more..

Laila & majnoo

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

jab laila ko karna tha impress to majnoo ne khaee minto fresh, jab majnoo ko karna tha impress to laila ko utarni padi dress. Read more..

Santa & Banta

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Santa - mujhse panga mat lena yaar mai sher da puttar hu.. Banta - Yaar santa ek baat to bata, sher ghar aaya tha yaa anti ji jangle me gayi thi..? Read more..

Aadmi aur haathi

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi aamne saamne khade the, haathi ne nange aadmi ko kuchh der dekha aur bola, yaar tum itni chhoti si shood se sansh kaise lete ho.. Read more..

Ladka & Ladki

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »

Ladki ki T-shirt par bani billi ko dekhkar ladka ghoorne laga, Ladki boli - kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ? Ladka bola - billi to bahut dekhi hai, par doodh ki rakhwali ... Read more..