Some One

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Some One Is Loving you Caring for you Watching over you Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog! Read more..

Message pe message bhejte ho

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahin , doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho Read more..

In you need advice, text me…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

In you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! Read more..

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. Read more..

Who’s hot… Its U,

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its me! Read more..

Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? Read more..

7 wonders of the world.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun , 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle , 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature , 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. ... Read more..

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............? Read more..

God made daylight n called it the SUN.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON. Read more..

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE. Read more..

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Kuch log thodi der karte hain.... Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai.... unka... Mobile Charge...! Read more..

what happend 2 ur mobile?

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz ... Read more..

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME TAKE CARE Read more..

Definition of Luv in 20010:

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Definition of Luv in 20010: LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes, every season: Summer -1, Autumn - 1, Winter - 1, Spring - 1, n lately Monsoon -1. Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all ... Read more..

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above work possible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH! Read more..

Open with Love…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Open with Love... main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 akshar, "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN" Read more..

In life 5 things can come at any time…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

In life 5 things can come at any time... MONEY FRIENDSHIP LOVE DEATH AND ???? ....... MY SMS. Have a nice day! Read more..

When you feel that

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

When you feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 U & everyone is against U, U should start asking Urself... <)."".(> main ( (..)) Aisi ( ( .) ) Kyun hu Read more..

Ur Tarriff has changed!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Ur Tarriff has changed! Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain. D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls. Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!! Read more..

U love me

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

(  ) (_o_) /(_) U love me (  ) (_o_) /(_) U love me not ( ) (_o /(_) U love me (_o / U love me not o / U LOVE ME! / I don't blame You, I am loveable! Read more..

Dosti karo Collegewali se

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Dosti karo Collegewali se, Pyar karo Officewali se, Programme karo Padoswali se, Aonkh ladao Sali se, Love karo Dilwali se, Aur Mar khao Gharwali se. Read more..

U R 100% beautiful

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... Read more..

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Read more..

Star + Moon = Romantic Night

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Star + Moon = Romantic Night Birds + Sky = Lovely Day Dreams + Love = Beautiful World But U + Ur Sweet Smile = HAIWAN JAAG UTHA! Read more..

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Funny SMS | No Comments »

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's ... Read more..