In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home ... Read more..

HELLO!

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

(') (') / / / / (') )/ / "o (') .' )/ / o""o (') ( '.' )/ / o""o (') HELLO! ( '.' )/ / ( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind! Read more..

2 stay young + sexy

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(_,_)2 stay (') Young // +SEXY (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)DO (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)THiS // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)MÖre (,)) (_,_) (')'; OFTEN // '; (,)) ' Read more..

It’s better to stay away from girls

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It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu Read more..

Skin meets Skin

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Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES Read more..

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. Read more..

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?

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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? Read more..

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. Read more..

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! Read more..

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. Read more..

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side Read more..

Mental anxiety

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Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! Read more..

Which Part…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... Read more..

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!" Read more..

1 day as I came home early from work

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because ... Read more..

A Short thing

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. Read more..

He came 2 me 1 nite

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind Read more..

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. Read more..

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.... Read more..

INDIA KI REET…

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

INDIA KI REET...Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... Read more..

friends talking about AIDS

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon. Read more..

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 Posted in Naughty Sms | No Comments »

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No ... Read more..